...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
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he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
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Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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