You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
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