Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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