Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Randomize
