So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
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All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
i think my cat just said my name.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
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No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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