i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
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we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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