the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
This is the prime rib incident all over again
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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