Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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