he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
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I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
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You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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