so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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