It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
My ass is underappreciated
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
