We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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