She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
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dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
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Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
We left the knife in your bed.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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