That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
she pinky promised me she was 18
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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