i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
