I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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