I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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