She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
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I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
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Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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