I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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