Old men and throwing up are my life now.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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