guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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