two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Randomize
