Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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