Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Randomize
