I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
this will be a night to untag.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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