Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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