..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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