i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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