love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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