Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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