big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
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he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
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Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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