i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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