I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
barbara walters just said penis...
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
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