google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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