ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
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Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
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He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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