What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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