another moral hangover. fuck.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Shame is for Republicans.
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