that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
i dont even know how to be here
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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