I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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