when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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