nut hugger
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
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