the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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