Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
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