Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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