I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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