hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
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he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
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Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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