Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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