But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Randomize
