oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
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well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
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New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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