you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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