my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I love you. Go after that dick
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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