I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
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if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
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You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
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