it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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