He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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