on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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