i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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