if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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