Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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