Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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